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If you wish to read this message better and bigger from your browser click here Ajokeaday.com # 14349 Thanks to: Bob Hoffman USA. Genre: Miscellaneous Jokes A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up. After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about eight times. At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they don't eat the almonds themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them. "Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady Answers, "We just love the chocolate around them." Send this joke to other friends.

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If you wish to read this message better and bigger from your browser click here Ajokeaday.com # 615 Thanks to: SimpleSentiments.com Pembroke Pines Florida USA. Genre: Microsoft Jokes Bill Clinton, Bill Gates and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"  Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more Freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die." God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."  God then addresses Bill Clinton: "Bill, what do you believe in?"  Bill Clinton replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."  God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."  God then addresses Bill Gates: "Bill Gates, what do you believe in?"  Bill Gates says, "I believe you're in my chair."  Send this joke to other friends.

The Tip Of The Day from WisdomTips.com # 1152 Category: Famous quote Speaking of others I will speak ill of no man, but all the good I know of everyone. Benjamin Franklin Thanks to: AnnabellaDeEtte Englebright USA. To see more Wisdom Tips. To subscribe you or your friends to receive WisdomTips

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If you wish to read this message better and bigger from your browser click here Ajokeaday.com # 7912 Thanks to: Jim USA. Genre: Airplane Jokes A pilot landed a plane with a rather bumpy landing. As part of his job he was required to stand by the terminal door and say goodbye to the passengers as they exited the airplane. He was afraid that someone might say something about his rather less than perfect landing, but everyone left without saying a word except for one passenger, an elderly lady, she slowly approached the pilot after most passengers had exited the plane and asked, "Did we land? Or were we shot down?" Send this joke to other friends.

The Tip Of The Day from WisdomTips.com # 1668 Category: Miscellaneous Dreams When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. -Anonymous- Thanks to: USA. To see more Wisdom Tips. To subscribe you or your friends to receive WisdomTips

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If you wish to read this message better and bigger from your browser click here Ajokeaday.com # 3846 Thanks to: Ali Newman USA. Genre: Sport Jokes Earl and Bob, both obsessed with baseball, never missed their favorite team's game. They promised, whoever died first, and went to heaven, would come back to earth and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One day, Earl died. Bob waited for him to come back. Finally Earl did. He said to Bob. "I have good news and bad news. I'll tell you the good news first. There is baseball in heaven." Bob said, "That's the best news!" Then Earl said, time for the bad news...."You're pitching tomorrow night." Send this joke to other friends.

The Tip Of The Day from WisdomTips.com # 876 Category: Words of knowledge Be Careful Don't get too influenced by one person's opinion. You might as well look within yourself and get influenced by your gut instinct. Thanks to: Swati Kour Mississauga Canada To see more Wisdom Tips. To subscribe you or your friends to receive WisdomTips

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If you wish to read this message better and bigger from your browser click here Ajokeaday.com # 4249 Thanks to: Anonymous USA. Genre: Men Vs. Women Jokes A family went to a hospital, where one of their relatives would be having a brain transplant. One of the relatives asked, "What will the cost of a new brain be?" The doctor replied, "A female brain costs $25,000 and a male brain costs $50,000." The men smirked, but one of the females asked, "Why is that, doctor?" "Well," the doctor replied," the female brain is less because it has been used." Send this joke to other friends.

The Tip Of The Day from WisdomTips.com # 1407 Category: Childcare Good Parenting As you struggle to be the best parent you can be, keep one goal in mind; that as your kids get older, they should always know that you love them. We all make mistakes as parents, but it's a lot easier for them to understand and appreciate your efforts (however clumsy) if they know your heart in the right place. Thanks to: Bill Perry Chatsworth USA. To see more Wisdom Tips. To subscribe you or your friends to receive WisdomTips

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If you wish to read this message better and bigger from your browser click here Ajokeaday.com # 266 Thanks to: Mark O. Genre: Bar & Drinking Jokes An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, "No way, buddy, you're too drunk." A few minutes later, the drunk comes in though the bathroom. Again he slurs, "Give me a drink," and the bartender says, "No, man, I told you last time -- you're too drunk" Five minutes later the guy comes in though the back door and orders a drink, again the bartender says, "You're too drunk" The drunk scratches his head and says "Dang, I must be. The last two places said the same thing." Send this joke to other friends.

The Tip Of The Day from WisdomTips.com # 410 Category: People skills the spoken word Along life's' way, be careful what you say. Make your choice of words soft and sweet. Because you'll never know which ones you will have to eat. Thanks to: Alan Griswold Selinsgrove USA. To see more Wisdom Tips. To subscribe you or your friends to receive WisdomTips

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If you wish to read this message better and bigger from your browser click here Ajokeaday.com # 2063 Thanks to: aldo USA. Genre: Genie Jokes One day a genie appeared to a California man and offered to grant him one wish. the man said:" I wish you'd build a bridge from here to Hawaii so I could drive there anytime" The genie frowned" I don't know. It sounds like quite an undertaking," he said. "Just think of the logistics. The supports required reaching the bottom of the ocean, the concrete, and the steel! Why don't you pick something else?" The man thought for a while and then said, "Okay, I wish for a complete understanding of women- what they are thinking, why they cry. I wish I knew how to make a woman truly happy". The genie was silent for a minute, then said "So how many lanes did you want on that bridge?" Send this joke to other friends.

The Tip Of The Day from WisdomTips.com # 5528 Category: Health tips Cholesterol - Is lower always good? We know the lower your cholesterol level, the better off we are. That is generally true if its le level of "bad" cholesterol (LDL) and the drop is the result of treatment by such medications as the statins. However, a spontaneous dip in cholesterol level in the absence of any such therapy may be associated with an overactive thyroid, certain forms of cancer or liver disease. Medical Facts or Fiction By Dr. Isadore Rosenfeld Thanks to: USA. To see more Wisdom Tips. To subscribe you or your friends to receive WisdomTips

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If you wish to read this message better and bigger from your browser click here Ajokeaday.com # 7429 Thanks to: Spaz Gonzales Arizona USA. Genre: Pickup Jokes Do you have a picture of yourself? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas! Send this joke to other friends.

The Tip Of The Day from WisdomTips.com # 51 Category: Famous quote QUOTE: Success, Emerson "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success." -Ralph Waldo Emerson Thanks to: Peter Prestipino Chicago USA. To see more Wisdom Tips. To subscribe you or your friends to receive WisdomTips

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If you wish to read this message better and bigger from your browser click here Ajokeaday.com # 701 Thanks to: Replay USA. Genre: Animal Jokes A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!  A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God! Send this joke to other friends.

The Tip Of The Day from WisdomTips.com # 2836 Category: Miscellaneous Success All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure Mark Twain - Thanks to: R.RAMACHANDRA RAO HYDERABAD India To see more Wisdom Tips. To subscribe you or your friends to receive WisdomTips

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