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Ajokeaday.com # 266
Thanks to: Mark O.

Genre: Bar & Drinking Jokes

An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says,
"No way, buddy, you're too drunk."
A few minutes later, the drunk comes in though the bathroom. Again he slurs, "Give me a drink," and the bartender says, "No, man, I told you last time -- you're too drunk"
Five minutes later the guy comes in though the back door and orders a drink, again the bartender says, "You're too drunk"
The drunk scratches his head and says "Dang, I must be. The last two places said the same thing."

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The Tip Of The Day from WisdomTips.com # 410

Category: People skills

the spoken word

Along life's' way, be careful what you say. Make your choice of words soft and sweet. Because you'll never know which ones you will have to eat.

Thanks to: Alan Griswold Selinsgrove USA.

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