Friday, October 31, 2008

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Media :: #14895
By Vance Joines from Dillsburg Pennsylvania USA.

Things learned from TV:

All crimes are solved in 1 hour.

The Good guy always wins.

When you're trapped, you always find a way out.

A trip from Los Angeles to China takes 5 seconds.

All women still have makeup on when they wake up in the morning.

When you're a hero, you will never get burnt in a fire.




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Inspirational Poems :: #1048
By Larry Brophy from Payson USA.

Paradise
Just could this be paradise

right here where you are?

Nirvana within you

not somewhere afar?

Tho' some would decry it

and say it can't be

just follow along

if you long to be free.

Your life's what you make it -

your choices each day

the thoughts that you harbor

and words that you say

determine the status

of your life today.

So if you want more

than you think you have now

watch closely your mindset

and you'll find out how

Just live in the present.

Think only the best

about yourself first

and then all the rest

of your brothers and sisters -

you'll find that you're blest

and really in paradise.

It's all in your mind.

Whatever you look for

is just what you'll find.



 
 
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Thursday, October 30, 2008

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Kid Jokes :: #19384
By Anonymous from USA.

A little boy asked his dad for a dollar to give to a little old lady in the park. His father impress by his son's kindness, gave him the dollar. "There you are my son," said the father. "But, tell me, isn't the little lady able to work any more? "She sells candy" was the boy's reply.


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Famous quote :: #125
By Christine from Terre Haute USA.

Kindness to Others
When you dig another out of their troubles, you find a place to bury your own.

- Anonymous



 
 
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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

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Family Jokes :: #16475
By Anonymous from USA.

A man solves the problem of too many visiting relatives. He borrowed money from the rich ones and loaned it to the poor ones. Now none of them come back.


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Love quotes :: #2451
By JiN from Denver USA.

Broken Heart
A broken heart is like is like a broken mirror... its better to leave it as it is...

"Or hurt yourself trying to put it back together"



 
 
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

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Entertainment Jokes :: #16430
By Anonymous from USA.

A husband asks: Why do you weep and snuffle over a TV program and the imaginary sadness of people you have never met?

Wife: For the same reason you scream and yell when a man you don't know makes a touchdown.




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Proverbs :: #388
By Chris Gardner from Santa Fe Springs USA.

True Self
A monk can be very gentle, very peaceful, while there are no hard words to assail him, but when hard words are directed at him, it is then that he must be really gentle and peaceful

 
 
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Monday, October 27, 2008

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Question / Answer Jokes :: #4033
By alisa from bakersfield california United States Minor Outlying Islands

Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!




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Love quotes :: #3312
By R.RAMACHANDRA RAO from HYDERABAD India

Throwing kisses
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

- BOB HOPE -

 
 
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Sunday, October 26, 2008

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Baby Jokes :: #7489
By anonymous from Nigeria

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins"

"That's funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets"

The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!"

When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves"!!!




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Job search, interview & resume :: #857
By Angelic Cook from Pittsburgh USA.

Work At Home Job Search Advice
When searching for a work at home job on the Internet be sure to verify the legitimacy of any job lead sources.

Many web sites on the Internet claim to offer legitimate work at home job leads.

My words of wisdom for your work from home job search is to:

1. Call the telephone number listed on the web site and speak to a live person.

If the web site does not offer a telephone number. Do not order their products.

2. Check to make sure the web site offers a money back guarantee.

3. Check out the web site company's street address. Make sure it is not a PO Box address. No Street address, no money.

4. Check out the web site to see if they belong to any consumer watch organizations.

5. If all the above requirements are meant and you order and the web site company's products are no good, you can find someone there to turn to for that refund.



 
 
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Saturday, October 25, 2008

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Police Jokes :: #754
By David Figueroa from Unknown

 A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"

"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"

 He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."

 The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."

 The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

 At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"



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Love & Dating tips :: #2772
By Sandra from Durham USA.

Beauty
Looks may capture the eyes, but it's the personality that captures the heart.

 
 
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Friday, October 24, 2008

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Teachers Jokes :: #421
By Joe Ramos from Unknown

A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."


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Interacting with people :: #5482
By WALT HASKINS from Lahaina, Hawaii USA.

THE MYSTERY OF ANOTHER'S BELIEFS
We often make the mistake of saying that another believes something; all we can do is say that another claim to believe, as there are often very many reasons to express a belief that is different from what one believes, social acceptance being most often the case.

 
 
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Thursday, October 23, 2008

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Doctors Jokes :: #641
By SimpleSentiments.com from Pembroke Pines Florida  USA.

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. 

Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. 

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." 

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" 

"Denise," the doctor says. 

The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" 

The doctor replies, DeNephew. 



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Famous quote :: #51
By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA.

QUOTE: Success, Emerson
"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."

-Ralph Waldo Emerson



 
 
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