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Media :: #14895 By Vance Joines from Dillsburg Pennsylvania USA. Things learned from TV: All crimes are solved in 1 hour. The Good guy always wins. When you're trapped, you always find a way out. A trip from Los Angeles to China takes 5 seconds. All women still have makeup on when they wake up in the morning. When you're a hero, you will never get burnt in a fire. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended       What a great fun!   The Email Jokes You Wish You Would Have Saved Extremely funny book containing jokes that everyone can enjoy. The perfect present for anyone in the family - including yourself!     Inspirational Poems :: #1048 By Larry Brophy from Payson USA. Paradise Just could this be paradise right here where you are? Nirvana within you not somewhere afar? Tho' some would decry it and say it can't be just follow along if you long to be free. Your life's what you make it - your choices each day the thoughts that you harbor and words that you say determine the status of your life today. So if you want more than you think you have now watch closely your mindset and you'll find out how Just live in the present. Think only the best about yourself first and then all the rest of your brothers and sisters - you'll find that you're blest and really in paradise. It's all in your mind. Whatever you look for is just what you'll find.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com

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Kid Jokes :: #19384 By Anonymous from USA. A little boy asked his dad for a dollar to give to a little old lady in the park. His father impress by his son's kindness, gave him the dollar. "There you are my son," said the father. "But, tell me, isn't the little lady able to work any more? "She sells candy" was the boy's reply. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended       What a great fun!   The Email Jokes You Wish You Would Have Saved Extremely funny book containing jokes that everyone can enjoy. The perfect present for anyone in the family - including yourself!     Famous quote :: #125 By Christine from Terre Haute USA. Kindness to Others When you dig another out of their troubles, you find a place to bury your own. - Anonymous     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com

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Family Jokes :: #16475 By Anonymous from USA. A man solves the problem of too many visiting relatives. He borrowed money from the rich ones and loaned it to the poor ones. Now none of them come back. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended       What a great fun!   The Email Jokes You Wish You Would Have Saved Extremely funny book containing jokes that everyone can enjoy. The perfect present for anyone in the family - including yourself!     Love quotes :: #2451 By JiN from Denver USA. Broken Heart A broken heart is like is like a broken mirror... its better to leave it as it is... "Or hurt yourself trying to put it back together"     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com

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Entertainment Jokes :: #16430 By Anonymous from USA. A husband asks: Why do you weep and snuffle over a TV program and the imaginary sadness of people you have never met? Wife: For the same reason you scream and yell when a man you don't know makes a touchdown. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended       What a great fun!   The Email Jokes You Wish You Would Have Saved Extremely funny book containing jokes that everyone can enjoy. The perfect present for anyone in the family - including yourself!     Proverbs :: #388 By Chris Gardner from Santa Fe Springs USA. True Self A monk can be very gentle, very peaceful, while there are no hard words to assail him, but when hard words are directed at him, it is then that he must be really gentle and peaceful     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com

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Question / Answer Jokes :: #4033 By alisa from bakersfield california United States Minor Outlying Islands Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don't look I'm changing!! Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended       What a great fun!   The Email Jokes You Wish You Would Have Saved Extremely funny book containing jokes that everyone can enjoy. The perfect present for anyone in the family - including yourself!     Love quotes :: #3312 By R.RAMACHANDRA RAO from HYDERABAD India Throwing kisses People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. - BOB HOPE -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com

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Baby Jokes :: #7489 By anonymous from Nigeria Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins" "That's funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets" The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!" When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves"!!! Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended       What a great fun!   The Email Jokes You Wish You Would Have Saved Extremely funny book containing jokes that everyone can enjoy. The perfect present for anyone in the family - including yourself!     Job search, interview & resume :: #857 By Angelic Cook from Pittsburgh USA. Work At Home Job Search Advice When searching for a work at home job on the Internet be sure to verify the legitimacy of any job lead sources. Many web sites on the Internet claim to offer legitimate work at home job leads. My words of wisdom for your work from home job search is to: 1. Call the telephone number listed on the web site and speak to a live person. If the web site does not offer a telephone number. Do not order their products. 2. Check to make sure the web site offers a money back guarantee. 3. Check out the web site company's street address. Make sure it is not a PO Box address. No Street address, no money. 4. Check out the web site to see if they belong to any consumer watch organizations. 5. If all the above requirements are meant and you order and the web site company's products are no good, you can find someone there to turn to for that refund.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com

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Police Jokes :: #754 By David Figueroa from Unknown  A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"  He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."  The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."  The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"  At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended       The future or book reading is here...   Kindle: Amazon's Wireless Reading Device - Revolutionary electronic-paper display with sharp, high-res screen that looks and reads like real paper. No computer, no cables, no syncing.     Love & Dating tips :: #2772 By Sandra from Durham USA. Beauty Looks may capture the eyes, but it's the personality that captures the heart.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com

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Teachers Jokes :: #421 By Joe Ramos from Unknown A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended       The future or book reading is here...   Kindle: Amazon's Wireless Reading Device - Revolutionary electronic-paper display with sharp, high-res screen that looks and reads like real paper. No computer, no cables, no syncing.     Interacting with people :: #5482 By WALT HASKINS from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. THE MYSTERY OF ANOTHER'S BELIEFS We often make the mistake of saying that another believes something; all we can do is say that another claim to believe, as there are often very many reasons to express a belief that is different from what one believes, social acceptance being most often the case.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com

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Doctors Jokes :: #641 By SimpleSentiments.com from Pembroke Pines Florida  USA. A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.  Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.  The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."  The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"  "Denise," the doctor says.  The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"  The doctor replies, DeNephew.  Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended       The future or book reading is here...   Kindle: Amazon's Wireless Reading Device - Revolutionary electronic-paper display with sharp, high-res screen that looks and reads like real paper. No computer, no cables, no syncing.     Famous quote :: #51 By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA. QUOTE: Success, Emerson "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success." -Ralph Waldo Emerson     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com