Thursday, September 25, 2008

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The Joke of The Day
Entertainment Jokes :: #17018
By Anonymous from USA.

A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to take up farming.
He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me a hundred baby chickens."
The co-op man complies. A week later the man returns and says, "Give me two hundred baby chickens." The co-op man complies.
Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says, "Give me five-hundred baby chickens." "Wow! The co-op man replies "You must really be doing well!"
"Naw," said the man with a sigh. "I'm either planting them too deep or too far apart!"



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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com
Health tips :: #5502
By Anonymous from USA.

Office ergonomics: Protect your back
A factory or construction site is not the only type of workplace where you can become injured. You can also experience an injury in an office environment. In fact, sprains and strains are the leading types of on- the- job injuries, no matter the type of workplace. Your back is likely most at risk, regardless of your work setting.

To avoid injuring your back at the office, try these tips.
If you sit for a long period of time, make sure your chair supports your back. If the chair does not support your lower back's curve, place a rolled towel or small pillow behind your lower back. Also, remove any bulky objects from your back pockets. They can disrupt the balance in your lower back.

On average, take a 30 second timeout to stretch or move for every 15 minutes you spend sitting in the same place

Pay attention to office space ergonomics. If you work at a computer, make sure that your monitor and chair are positioned properly.

Use good form when lifting, ever if the object is relatively light. Keep the object close to your body and let your legs do the work. If the load is too heavy to lift on your own, get some help.

Remove anything from your workspace that might cause you or someone else to trip and fall.

Health Smarts – Mayo Clinic


 
 
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