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The Joke of The Day
Entertainment Jokes :: #8991
By Shelly from Cyprus

By the time the soldier pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere", he pleaded with a proprietor. "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, but he is an Air Force guy" admitted the manager, and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you.

" No problem." the tired Army guy assured him, "I'll take it." The next morning the soldier came down to breakfasts bright-eyed and bushy tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better", said the soldier. The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring all night long?" "No, I shut him up in no time", explained the soldier.

"How'd you manage that?" asked the proprietor.

"Well, he was already in bed, snoring away, when I walked into the room, so I gave him a kiss on the cheek" explained the soldier. "Then, I whispered in his ear 'Good night beautiful', and he sat up all night watching me."




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Stress control :: #2163
By Junad Alom from United Kingdom

25 Ways to Combat Stress
Do yourself a favor. Practice any or all of these stress busters.

They can mean the difference between good health and bad.

1. Laugh

2. Socialize

3. Get rid of Anger

4. Be Decisive

5. Be Assertive

6. Get Some Sleep

7. Adapt your Environment

8. Encourage Yourself

9. Choose Winners

10.Reward Yourself

11.Establish Rituals

12.Nurture your Spirituality

13.Take Note

14.Play Around

15.Slow Down

16.Take Holidays

17.Take up a hobby

18.Delegate

19.Be in control of your finances

20.Do not Procrastinate

21.Live by lists

22.Eat Right

23.Exercise

24.Relax

25.Take your time



 
 
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