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Ajokeaday.com # 17934
Thanks to: K Meyer Westfield NC USA.

Genre: Political Jokes

An American dignitary was visiting a village in a poor African nation. Not certain of his welcome, he made a speech full of glowing terms to the natives gathered there.
"I bring you warm greetings from the people of the United States!" he declared, which was duly translated by the interpreter.
"Kazanga!" cried the natives.
"We wish this beautiful country peace and prosperity!" he continued.
"Kazanga!" yelled the natives, even louder.
"We hope this will be the beginning of many years of mutual friendship and economic benefit to both nations!" he went on.
"Kazanga! Kazanga!" roared the natives.
Later, as the dignitary was being escorted around the village by the chief, he commented, "That seemed to go well. They really do like us Americans, don't they?"
"Uh, watch where you walk," said the chief; "don't step in the kazanga."

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The Tip Of The Day from WisdomTips.com # 652

Category: Nutrition

ITS TRUE!

Drinking a glass or two of wine everyday is actually good for you. A recent study says that people who regularly drink a glass of wine get fewer colds than the average person. Just don't go overboard, too much of anything is never a good thing. Apparently, it's the flavonoids on grape skin that do the trick, which means you could just eat some grapes everyday, too.

Thanks to: Johnny B. Portland USA.

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