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Ajokeaday.com # 18244
Thanks to: JACK WIEMERT Uzbekistan

Genre: Political Jokes

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the Rhode Island State house in Providence, one from Cranston, and another from North Kingstown and the third, Exeter. They go with a State house official to examine the fence.
The North Kingstown contractor takes out a tape measure and does some Measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Exeter contractor also does some measuring and figuring, and then says I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Cranston contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the State House official and whispers, "$2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The Cranston contractor whispers back, "$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Exeter to fix the fence."

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The Tip Of The Day from WisdomTips.com # 5597

Category: Self improvement

Use your fear to move forward

Feel the fear and figure out what it is trying to tell you. Fear is your internal alarm system. It alerts you to potential, not necessarily harm, it could also be opportunity. Fear often lets you know that you are on the right path and you need to keep going!

Thanks to: Rachelle Disbennett-Lee, PhD Aurora USA.

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