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Marriage Jokes :: #18690 By Anonymous from USA. A man comes home from a night of drinking with the boys. As he falls through the doorway of his house, his wife snaps at him, "what's the big idea coming home half drunk?" The man replies, "I'm sorry, honey. I ran out of money." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended       What a great fun!   The Email Jokes You Wish You Would Have Saved Extremely funny book containing jokes that everyone can enjoy. The perfect present for anyone in the family - including yourself!     Miscellaneous :: #5565 By Anonymous from USA. Papers, How Long to keep Investment certificates: Until sold Credit card account numbers: Until updated Credit card statements: 7-years Household inventory: Until updated Will: Until updated Divorce papers: Forever Social Security Card: Forever and do not carry it with you, store it a safe place. Birth Certificate: Forever Vehicle title: Until vehicle is sold Mortgage records, R.E. deeds: As long as active. Contracts: As long as active Investment records: 7-years after yare of sale Income tax records: 7-years Bank statements: 7-years Cancel checks: 7-years Utility bills: 1-year Paid bills for flexible expenses: 1-year     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com