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Marriage Jokes :: #17637 By kolade Tiamiyu from ado ekiti ekiti state Nigeria A man sat down and was seriously staring at the marriage certificate, after a long time his wife asked, "What are you looking for? He replied, "The expiration date." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended       What a great fun!   The Email Jokes You Wish You Would Have Saved Extremely funny book containing jokes that everyone can enjoy. The perfect present for anyone in the family - including yourself!     Health tips :: #1202 By Liz Russell from Las Vegas USA. DANGEROUS ANTIQUES ! Between Antiques' Road Show, Martha Stewart and "How-To" cable TV shows, many people are buying old items like dishes, mugs, bowls, glasses, etc. HOWEVER there is a caveat of danger. Many of these items in use contain LEAD!! We all know about the dangers of lead in water, but glass and ceramics contained very high amounts of lead. Lead crystal for example. IN ADDITION, many imports still contain lead in pottery, kitchen items like glasses, dishes, etc. There is a simple test to detect lead in antiques that are use. A simple stick from the hardware store rubbed on the object will change color in the presence of lead and perhaps make an antique something to enjoy by looking at instead of using. I haven't heard of the dangers of lead in a long time, and the new generation of collectors may not know about this and many forget about it. Informing the public could be a great lifesaver!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com