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Educational Jokes :: #18881 By El Cass from Hampton Va USA. Three contestants on a game show were trying to win prizes. The emcee asked the first one, "for $3000 who invented the telephone" "Alexandra Graham Bell," she answered. "Right you are and as an added bonus what is your home town" "Orange Grove Florida" she answered. O.K. you will receive a year's supply of the biggest and best oranges" said the emcee. He asked the next one, now for $2000 who discovered America? "Columbus she answered. Right and what is your home town? Asked the emcee. Peach tree Georgia, she said. O.K. you will receive a year's supply of the biggest and best peaches for a year" He then asked the last one, "now for $1000 who was the first president" "George Washington, she said" "Right you are" said the emcee The lady screamed out "I beat you all and hit the jack pot!" "How can you say that asked the other two, you only won $1000" "I'm from Petersburg." She replied. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended       What a great fun!   The Email Jokes You Wish You Would Have Saved Extremely funny book containing jokes that everyone can enjoy. The perfect present for anyone in the family - including yourself!     Miscellaneous :: #2840 By R.RAMACHANDRA RAO from HYDERABAD India Smart Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb at. - David Gerroid -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com