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Teachers Jokes :: #729 By Emilio Candia from Santiago R. M. Chile Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"  "But why, Mom? I don't want to go."  "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."  "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"  "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."  "Give me two reasons why I should go to school."  "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended       What a great fun!   The Greatest Joke Book Ever Over 350 pages of jokes, stories, and other tomfoolery on every subject from cars to kids, from sports to business, from politics to the Pearly Gates.     Interacting with people :: #5509 By WALT HASKINS from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. WHY TO DOUBT Judging from the history of mankind, we should remember that when we disagree with another on an important point, the chances are that both of us are wrong.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com