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Marriage Jokes :: #355 By Walter Smith from Unknown A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it." He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She answers, "Your horse called." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Milton Berle's Private Joke File The most complete storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world. One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes, one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags.     Self improvement :: #3701 By Nkwunye Paul from sagamu Nigeria HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW? How Much Do You Know? A person who knows not, And knows not that he knows not, Is foolish… Disregard him. A person who knows not, And knows that he knows not. Is simple… Teach him. A person who knows not, but believes that he knows Is dangerous… Avoid him A person who knows, But does not know that he knows, Is asleep… Awake him. A person who knows, And know that he knows' Is wise… Follow him These categories of persons reside within every individual, Hence it pays to know you, How can you be true to thyself? Stick to your class and avoid mistake in life.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com