Tuesday, February 10, 2009

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The Joke of The Day
Family Jokes :: #16089
By lou from Vanuatu

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a

"Living Will"

"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine

and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."



His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.




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