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Doctors Jokes :: #18805 By Anonymous from USA. After the doctor gives the patient his diagnosis, the patient says; "Can I have a second opinion? The doctor says; "Sure. Come back tomorrow." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Milton Berle's Private Joke File The most complete storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world. One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes, one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags.     Interacting with people :: #1732 By Jamie Khalidi from Mumbai India Silence is Golden Speech needs company; silence needs solitude Speech wants to conquer others; silence helps conquer oneself Speech demands respect, silence commands it Speech is self -expression; silence is self-experience Speech is mind bound, silence is soul bound Speech asserts ego; silence effaces it Speech dissipates ego; silence conserves it Speech is human; silence is divine Speech receives appreciation; silence receives adoration Great works are inspired by speech but written in silence Life is a flower; silence is its fragrance We surround ourselves with noise, because we are uncomfortable with silence. We fill our lives with distractions, because we are reluctant to confront     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com