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Entertainment Jokes :: #19623 By Anonymous from USA. After the dance, young Charles asked the young girl if he could see her home – so she showed him a picture of it. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Milton Berle's Private Joke File The most complete storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world. One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes, one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags.     Safety :: #886 By Alicia from USA. Car survival kit for winter Do yourself a favor today! Place every item that you have in your car from this must car survival kit for winter: • Plastic blankets/sleeping bags • Booster cables • Compass • Extra clothing (hats, mittens, scarves, etc.) • First aid kit • Flashlight with extra batteries • Hi-calorie non-perishable food • Knife • Road maps • Sack of sand ( or cat litter ) to create traction if car is stuck • Shovel • Took kit • Tow rope • Seal botle with water And remember no cheating, if you ever take an item, put it back ASAP!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com