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Judges Jokes :: #15876 By Anonymous from USA. Judge: Haven't I seen you before? Man: Yes, Your Honor. I taught your daughter how to play the drums. Judge: Twenty years! Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended       The future or book reading is here...   Kindle: Amazon's Wireless Reading Device - Revolutionary electronic-paper display with sharp, high-res screen that looks and reads like real paper. No computer, no cables, no syncing.     Automotive :: #760 By Alicia from Barrington USA. Prepping your car for vacation Before you set off on your car trip, follow the checklist from the National Automotive Parts Association to reduce the risk of vacation breakdown. - Check to see whether fluid levels under the hood are adequate: oil, coolant, brake, windshield-wiper, transmission, and battery fluids. - Replace worn wiper blades. - Make sure that all tires (including the spare) are properly inflated. - Replace tires that show uneven tread wear and bulges. Most roadside emergencies result from blowouts. - Have your tires rotated and balanced, if you have not done so for more than a year, and have the alignment checked. - Check for visible cracks or bulges in engine belts and hoses, and replace any that look suspicious. - Tap the horn a few times to make sure it is working and is loud enough.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com