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Computer Jokes :: #16295
By Mudit from Gorakhpur U.P. India

True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp:

Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"

Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"

Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period.

How do I go about getting that fixed?"

Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"

Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."

Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped. It's because I am.

Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"

Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional.

It just has '4X' on it. "At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because

he couldn't stand it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM

drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive!




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Computing :: #5748
By Anonymous from USA.

Eyestrain
According to the American Optometric Association (AOA), you can prevent eyestrain by properly positioning your computer monitor.

Depending on the size of your screen and your vision, you should position your monitor 16 to 30 inches from your eyes. Many people find 20 to 26 inches an ideal distance.

The top of the monitor should be slightly below eye level, with the center of the monitor 10 degrees to 20 degrees below your eyes.



 
 
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