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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #10670 By Suzanne Lockyer from NW Ontario Canada An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Bubba: I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later, he received a letter from his son. Dear Dad: For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES. Love, Bubba At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day, the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Dad: Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Bubba Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended       The future or book reading is here...   Kindle: Amazon's Wireless Reading Device - Revolutionary electronic-paper display with sharp, high-res screen that looks and reads like real paper. No computer, no cables, no syncing.     Home Life :: #5402 By B.C. Wolverton from USA. Natural air purifiers Plants not only reduce stress, but also improve your mental well-being, and rid the air of the organic chemicals and toxins that cause asthma and other ailments. Here are a few that purify your home and office. Snake plant since it's practically indestructible; the plant will remove toxins in rooms where no other plants will grow like areas with no windows. Keep one in your bathroom, work cubicle or any area that have limited sunlight. Rubber plant it is the bet at removing indoor chemicals, such as formaldehyde (found in particleboard furniture and upholstery), benzene and ammonia. The rubber plant is also a great humidifier. Keep this plant anywhere you need a pretty plant that boost moisture into the air. Christmas cactus because this plant gives off oxygen at night (most plants produce oxygen during the day), it is perfect for bedrooms, family rooms or any area that gets a lot of evening action.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com