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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #11067 By chappy from londonderry ulster Ireland A woman was sleeping in her bed when her husband crashing through the front door at 3 am waked her up. He staggered and tried to get up the stairs, " what are you doing" she shouted, the husband replies " I'm trying to get a gallon of beer up the stairs" "leave it down there" she bellowed "I cant" he replied " I've drunk it". Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended         Pretty Good Joke Book (4th edition) You can't forego this one - it comes with over 300 new jokes, from old standbys to comments on religion, drinking, and regional jokes. A real winner for any who like to tell jokes and laugh.     Self improvement :: #585 By steve pallas from manorville USA. Independence Independence is a great gift. Use it to your best ability. If you use others to hold you up, you will never learn to live for yourself, and you will always need someone else to do everything for you.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com