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Puns :: #6092 By Anonymous from USA. - EVER WONDER - - Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? - - Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? - - Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? - - Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? - - Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? - - Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? - - Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid - made with real lemons? - - Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - - Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? - - Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? - - When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? - - Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? - - Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? - - You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why - don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? - - Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - - Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? - - If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? - - If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended       The future or book reading is here...   Kindle: Amazon's Wireless Reading Device - Revolutionary electronic-paper display with sharp, high-res screen that looks and reads like real paper. No computer, no cables, no syncing.     Music tips :: #1830 By Superman from Chicago USA. Downloading music in the Internet As many of you, for several years I downloaded illegally, several thousand songs to various MP3 players, today, I own an Apple iPod player that can hold all of my songs in its memory. At the time I did my illegal downloading, starting from Napster, I had no other options, now that we do, I suggest, the much better alternative of paying 99 cents per song, buying only the songs you like from within a CD and avoiding the following problems, now present in my iPod: * Songs suddenly ending (even though I thought, I knew how to avoid this problem). * Poor sound quality 25% of the time. * Tremendous disparity in the sound level among songs. * Sudden augmentation in the sound level within a song. Additionally, you can save yourself: * Hundreds of recording hours. * Personal guilt. * Having to hear others telling you than you are dishonest. * Lately, even risking a jail sentence. 99 cents is not much to pay to avoid the above pitfalls!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com