A Joke A Day - Email Jokes

Elderly Jokes :: #19175 By Anonymous from USA. A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. The following day she was being interviewed by a local TV station, and the commentator asked about what it felt to be married again at that age and would she share part of her previous experiences, since it seem quite unique the fact that her new husband was a 'funeral director.' After a short time to think, a smile came to her face and she proudly explained that she had first married a banker when she was in her twenties, in her forties she married a circus ring master, and in her sixties she married a pastor and now in her eighties, a funeral director. The amazed commentator asked her why she had married men with such diverse carriers. With a smile on her face she explained, 'I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.' Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended       What a great fun!   The Greatest Joke Book Ever Over 350 pages of jokes, stories, and other tomfoolery on every subject from cars to kids, from sports to business, from politics to the Pearly Gates.     Health tips :: #68 By Kate from Chicago USA. Incorporate flax into your diet Adding a few servings of flaxseed into your daily diet is healthful for your heart and digestive system. Studies show that the fats found in flaxseed may be good for your cardiovascular system. Flaxseeds contain alpha-linolenic acid, an essential fatty acid that is necessary for blood pressure regulation. The seeds also contain lignans, compounds with antioxidant-like properties. Its high fiber content also keeps your digestive system healthy. Be sure the flaxseeds are grounded so that the your body can digest it properly to ensure maximium absorption.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com