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Judges Jokes :: #17660 By amaikwu adaobi juliet from lagos lagos Nigeria A pick pocket was pronounced guilty and sentenced to 8 months jail term with an option of $200 fine by the judge. His defense lawyer knowing that his client could not pay the fine, pleaded with the judge asking; "Your honor, my client can only afford $50, but if you allow him a few minutes in the crowd … Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Milton Berle's Private Joke File The most complete storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world. One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes, one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags.     Proverbs :: #1282 By Michael Quedo. from Port Harcourt Nigeria Youth & wisdom The young often reason themselves to be wise & the elderly to be foolish. But the truth be told, they are not; considering that what they cannot see when they climb up a tree, the elderly, sited on the ground, can. - Old Yoruba proverb-     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com