Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #17126
By Baysider from USA.
A turtle was walking through the park when two snails attacked, punched, kicked, and stole his wallet. The police arrived and asked, "What happen to you, were you attacked, were you robbed?" The turtle on his back, bruised, with one eye shut, said "I don't know officer, it happen so Fast"
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