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Teachers Jokes :: #18946 By Dragonella from Iceland A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Bobby, he class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red. After seeing this, the teacher asked him: "Bobby, how many times have you see a red duck?" Young Bobby replied with "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended       What a great fun!   The Greatest Joke Book Ever Over 350 pages of jokes, stories, and other tomfoolery on every subject from cars to kids, from sports to business, from politics to the Pearly Gates.     Automotive :: #826 By Joe Bihlmaier from Eustis United States Minor Outlying Islands Easy Ways To Find An Engine Miss Fire. A good way to find a engine miss fire is to open the vehicle's hood at night with the hood light disconnected. Observe to see if there is any arcing of electricity around the spark plug wires. Sometime a 50/50 mixture of antifreeze and water in a spray bottle can illuminate this better. Also listen for hissing or whistling noises, this could indicate a vacuum leak that also could be the cause for the miss. An easy way to sometimes tell if there is a valve problem is to listen at the carburetor or throttle body for a popping noise. Possible cause could be intake valve problems. If your here a popping or thumping noise at the exhaust hold a dollar bill stretched over the tailpipe. If the dollar tries getting sucked into the exhaust you may have a bad exhaust valve. If problem exists when accelerating or going uphill this usually indicates ignition system problems. Most often spark plugs or spark plug wires. Suggested by www.jlselfdefense.com     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com