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Educational Jokes :: #124 By G. Brunner from Unknown Three immigrants to the U. S. were just mastering the language. One was telling the others about the difficulty they were having in attempting to start a family. He said, "I think my wife must be impregnable." The second said," that's not the right word, she is inconceivable". To which the third replied, "You are both wrong she is unbearable." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended       What a great fun!   The Greatest Joke Book Ever Over 350 pages of jokes, stories, and other tomfoolery on every subject from cars to kids, from sports to business, from politics to the Pearly Gates.     Weight control advice :: #283 By Nat Patterson from Freedmont USA. Diet and Exercise Reducing your calorie intake will shed some pounds whether exercising or not, but those who wish to keep the pounds off need to exercise and diet. The people who only dieted tend to gain the weight back and have to go on another diet.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com