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Musician Jokes :: #10344 By Anonymous from USA. A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I please see your permit?" I don't have one," confessed the musician. "In that case, you'll have to accompany me." "Splendid!" exclaimed the musician. "What shall we sing?" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended       What a great fun!   The Greatest Joke Book Ever Over 350 pages of jokes, stories, and other tomfoolery on every subject from cars to kids, from sports to business, from politics to the Pearly Gates.     Nutrition :: #650 By Jessa M. from Chicago USA. Too Much Caffeine? I know we all need our caffeine, but make sure you're not getting too much. Too much caffeine (i.e. more than four small cups of coffee) can lead to high blood pressure, an increased heart rate, and more stress (and who needs that?)     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com