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Police Jokes :: #16974 By Anonymous from USA. After gunning his BMW the wrong way down a one-way street, the rather intoxicated young man was asked where he thought he was going by a curious police officer. "I'm not really sure," confessed the drunk, "but wherever it is, I must be late, because everybody seems to be coming back already." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Milton Berle's Private Joke File The most complete storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world. One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes, one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags.     Miscellaneous :: #5776 By J J Keist from Belen USA. Crayon-mark removal Plain white toothpaste will remove crayon from walls and floors. Just put a dab on a soft cloth and rub the crayon mark gently---the toothpaste takes the crayon mark right off, without damaging the surface.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com