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Marriage Jokes :: #871 By David Figuero from Unknown A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh! We'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college, and I majored in theater arts. He communicates really well, and I just act like I'm listening." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Milton Berle's Private Joke File The most complete storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world. One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes, one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags.     Self improvement :: #2819 By Walt Haskins from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. The Evil Of Our Fears IT IS EASY "IF" It is easy to not lie if one doesn't fear the truth. It is easy to not steal if one doesn't fear need. It is easy to not envy if one doesn't fear that one's status is threatened. It is easy to not anger if not fearing others. It is easy to not be open-minded if one fears knowledge. It is easy to not kill if one doesn't fear that a life is threatened. It is easy to not be creative if one fears criticism. It is easy to not be prejudiced if not fearing the differences of others. It is easy to not trust if one fears the mal-intent of others. It is easy to not have hope if one fears continued failure. It is easy to see that most of the evils of life come from our fears It is easy to see that if we stopped responding to most of our fears, that most of life's evils would no longer be.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com