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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #16830 By Anonymous from USA. One man to his friend, what an automated society we live in. Have you ever noticed that when a traffic light turns green, it automatically activates the horn of the car behind you?" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Milton Berle's Private Joke File The most complete storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world. One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes, one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags.     Home Life :: #5775 By from USA. Food safety temperatures Refrigerator: the temperature should be maintained at 40°F or below. Pork: to insure that pork is safe to eat; the minimum internal temperature should be 160°F Steaks and roasts: the minimum internal temperature should be 145°F Poultry: the minimum internal temperature should be 165°F Slow cooker: the minimum temperature should be maintained at 140°F     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com