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Police Jokes :: #20041 By Anonymous from USA. The prison officer tells the warden, "Sir, I have to report that ten prisoners have broken out." The alarmed warden says, "Blow the whistles, sound the alarms, alert the police. With a surprised look the officer says, "Shouldn't we call the doctor first – it looks as if it might be measles. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Milton Berle's Private Joke File The most complete storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world. One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes, one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags.     Proverbs :: #541 By Rene from Calgary Canada To calm the hunger If you want to calm the hunger of a man for a day, give him a fish. If you want to calm his hunger for life, teach him how to fish. Chinese proverb.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com