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Animal Jokes :: #17318 By Tom Herschede from Cincinnati Oh USA. A Rabbit walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender and says, "I want a cup of coffee." The bartender says, "We don't serve coffee here" So the Rabbit leaves, but when he leaves he sees two friends entering the bar so he joins them. His friends ask for a beer and sandwich but the rabbit says "I wanna cup of coffee" The bartender says, "We don't serve coffee here" So the rabbit leaves again, but he sees two more friends so he joins them in the bar. His friends order a beer and a sandwich but the Rabbit still says, "I want a cup of coffee" "Look," says the bartender "we don't serve coffee here. Now leave or I will nail your ears to the bar!" So the rabbit leaves, but he yet again sees two more friends and enters the bar. But this time the rabbit says, "Do you have a hammer?" "No" replies the bartender Do you have any nails?" "No" "Then I want a cup of coffee" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Milton Berle's Private Joke File The most complete storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world. One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes, one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags.     Health tips :: #5823 By Anonymous from USA. Pointers on flu shots The Center for Disease Control (CDC) recommends the flu shot for almost anyone who wants to reduce the risk of having influenza. It's important to get the flu shot annually because the vaccine is changed each year to protect against different strains of flu. The CDC also recommends the influenza shot for children from 6 months to 18 years of age. In the past the CDC called for vaccinating children from 6 months to 59 months of age. Ask your child's doctor whether the flu vaccine is right for your child The CDC recommends the flu vaccine in particular if you: • Are a child on long-term aspirin therapy • Are pregnant • Are 50 years old or older • Have a chronic medical condition such as asthma, diabetes, heart, and kidney or lung disease. • Have a weakened immune system such as from medications or HIV infection • Are resident of a nursing home or other long term care facility • Are a child care worker, health care worker or live with or care for someone at high risk of complications from the flu Do not get a flu shot if you: • Have had an allergic reaction to the flu vaccine in the past. • Are allergic to chicken eggs. • Developed Guillain-Barre syndrome (a disorder in which the body's immune system attacks part of the peripheral nervous system.) • Have a fiver. Wait until your symptoms improve. - Mayo Clinic -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com