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Doctors Jokes :: #19363 By Anonymous from USA. A new nurse at a hospital was perplexed by Dr. Smith's behavior. Off and on throughout her shift Dr. Smith would run up and down the hallway, yelling, "Tetanus, measles, flu"! Very curious, the nurse asked the head nurse, "Why does Dr. Smith keep doing that?" "Oh, just ignore him," the head nurse said. "He thinks he calls all the shots around here." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Milton Berle's Private Joke File The most complete storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world. One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes, one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags.     Ecology :: #4784 By Dante Monteverde from Chicago USA. Turning your computer off can save you money Keeping a computer on day and night will consume about 250 kilowatt-hours of electricity and will cost you around $50 dollars a month, by shutting down your computer at night, will consume around 100 kilowatt-hours saving you about $30 a month. Make sure you point this out to others and at work.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokes@2busy2look.com